They Think We're Ugly, But I Know We're Beautiful

jimsturgess:

au where i don’t get emotional over celebrities who have no clue that i exist

(via theonewiththevagina)

gabesaportaspenis:

OH NY FUCKING GOFD I JUST WALKED PAST A SCARY CRAZY OLD MAN AND HE SCREAMED IN MY FACE “I CAN SEE YOU LOVE THE INTERNET I CAN TELL BY YOUR DEAD EYES” I WAS SO SCARED IS IT REALLY TAHT OBVIOUS OMF HELP

(via theonewiththevagina)

adrimnzr:

goldentot:

I like everything except for country and rap.

who’s your favourite gregorian chant artist

(via timeflies01)

fuckinghomosexual:

Hey let me tell u a joke

(Source: holmosexual, via lellolamb)

me: they're my babies

person: but they're twice your a-

me: babies. mine.

spiffyrock21:

OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.

(via fabsgay)

glissades:

don’t blog for the followers blog for the fabulous

(Source: neutralmilkbedsit, via thortheavenger)

kfcrage:

WAIT STOP THE DRAMA

I HAVENT POPPED MY POPCORN YET

(via blainttana)

urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

(via writerandhismuse)

patronustrip:

grantgust:

all of the celebrities you love are going to die one day

And I’m going to die too so I will meet them in Heaven.
AH!.